#maybe not jekyll's parents but you know

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they do say you can be anything when you grow up.

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No because I got questions for Jackson and Holts mother because ma’am why didn’t you tell your kids about each other? Why did they make it to secondary school without knowing the other existed?

And don’t you also have a Hyde? Given your the Jekyll side of the family. What do you just not transform at all when Jackson’s around? Have you ever seen Holt? Or is he just not registering as your own kid.

I get Jackson not questioning him going to a monster school considering his dad’s a fire elemental. But if this was supposed to be a secret it’s obviously gonna come out here.

It’s not like he’s gonna wear noise cancelling headphones every time there’s a party. Especially if he doesn’t know why.

Also both Jackson and Holt hate each other when they first find out the other exists. And while I’m sure they don’t have the actual version of what happened, Jekyll did go to some pretty extreme measures to get rid of Hyde.

Like why would you even tempt that? The prejudice against monsters damn near got your kids publicly executed so clearly there’s precedence for warning them.

Why add to that be letting them put themselves against each other?

Jeez lady you’ve never shown up in the show and you’re already maybe the worst parent. Also you or your husband need to talk to Heath’s parents, family or not their kid is a racist and I wouldn’t trust him around my kids who are both part normie.

[dumbgoondog]

Choso Kamo Thoughts(Part 2)

Cw/Tw - Kidnapping mention, blood, lots of talk of death/dead things

Okay maybe Choso and Uraume fight for my favorite spot sometimes- SFW no smut this time.

(Also this divider eh? Pretty great huh?)

Choso who’s super into fanfics and tropes.

Choso who is SO into scary monster x freak

Choso who is sucker for beauty and the beast types of tropes

Choso who loves enemies/rivals to lovers

Choso who dissociates and imagines himself in these scenarios with someone/you

Choso who realizes he could just kidnap someone/you, but this is reality and maybe that wouldn’t go over like the stories do…

Choso who definitely has OCs, he feels like an eldritch horror oc type, old France style. High gothic

(Should I make a thang for his ocs and his stories for them?)

Choso who likes disturbing media. Not media that’s illegal or supports illegal things but things like the game Pathologic, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, Clinical Trials, Bad Parenting, Fear and Hunger, Visage, Oxide Room 104… he’s not trying to be edgy he’s just fascinated by these things.

Pull up an image of Kenjaku, I’ll wait, just real quick for me. You see his dumb little smile? Them stitches? Good. Now, did you know Autism can be hereditary? Choso and Yuji both. Choso is sensitive to stimuli, Yuji is Hyposensitive to stimuli. I could see Yuji havin ADHD with or by itself but honestly looking at his character in depth he displays way more autistic traits than ADHD, I think he’s just excitable which makes me want to say ADHD but that’s diminishing. Unlearning ableism one step at a time. Anywayyyy

(I’ll totally go in depth about why I think Kenjaku, Choso, and Yuji are autistic if y’all wan)

Choso got into Pokémon because of Uraume. His team is —

Yamask, his buddy Pokémon/mascot. Not galarian. Yamask’s name is Eko.

Banette, found a shuppet thought it was cute learned the lore. Name, Maru.

Golisopod, ace in the sleeve. This tall white and purple Pokémon that’s considered creepy and powerful? He loves it.

✨Sobble✨. Sniping… piercing blood… its name is Simo, after Simo Hayha.

Dracovish, it reminds him of Kechizu! Name, Haratsu.

Male Frillish, for Eso! Of course there were better Pokémon to represent Eso but he loves the Royal floaty ghostly jellyfish, also king wing. Name, Fumihito.

He’s a big water and ghost type fan.

Choso is a BIG fan of aquariums. There’s something so special about them, something that makes him feel contemplative and at ease. He wishes he could just swim with them, that blue glow… queue “If I Am With You.”

Choso feels very lonely. His room is filled with the other death paintings and after he collected Eso and Kechizu’s bodies he cremated them and has their urns too. He feels so bad

Choso’s “space” theme is to represent the “soul”. Space is often used to represent the soul in media but also he can feel the souls of his brothers, while they’re alive, while they’re cursed objects, he feels the souls of them in him and his own soul. Another reason he and Mahito are friends.

Choso sometimes sleeps with his eyes open. It’s not good for him and very creepy.

Choso loves dark gothic musicals. Phantom of the Opera, Count of Monte Cristo, Jekyll and Hyde, The Devil’s Carnival, The Hunchback of Notredame, Beauty and The Beast, Elisabeth, Dracula… yeah you get it.

Choso has a special interest in cultural practices for the dead. Be it religious or just a group of peoples practices. Superstition even. He loves taxidermy, and skeletons. He certainly goes to graveyards and cleans the graves there.

Claymore, Beserk, Castlevania, Seraph of the End, Dororo, Black Butler, Wolf’s Rain, Elfen Lied, Perfect Blue, Vampire Hunter D, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Chaika The Coffin Princess - A list of Anime and Manga Choso wants to watch and or read.

Choso is 6’3-4”(194cm), I am making this up, this is NOT official, I’m basing it off of Choso being a bit taller than Geto/Kenjaku.

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Back to the NPMD x Monster High AU, a couple more things:

I would like to rescind my Werecat Brenda in favor of Nighthawk Harpy Brenda. Yes, I know I made Kyle a werewolf to parallel Brenda being a werecat but I also have a better offer for Kyle too: Yeti, which is why he still holds a grudge against Max for wrecking his dad’s ski-doo.

I have so many thoughts on Vampire Grace. She was born a normie and is a recently turned vampire (maybe even a vampire hunter that failed on an outing and was turned by her prey). She’s having trouble coping with her religion now that she’s a monster and constantly wears turtlenecks like the one she wears in Perky’s Buds to cover up her bite marks. She tried still wearing her cross necklace as a show of rejecting this new form, trying to embrace the pain of having the cross so close because she thought that loving Jesus even when she’s a form of half-demon would make herself better than other Christians, but it hurt way too badly for her to handle so now she just says she wears it underneath her sweater. Jason was born a vampire and wants to help her through her dysphoria but Grace won’t accept anyone treating her like she’s a vampire (even though she is). She does like the part about eating flesh and drinking blood- it’s what Jesus says to do with himself, so in a way, she’s making everyone she eats a little more Christ-like. That’s her thought process, at least. She also still pretends to be human around her parents and normie best friend Gabe. Gabe may or may not know that she’s a vampire though and wants to seduce her so she can turn him too.

In High School is Killing Me, the lyric is now changed to “Fuck you, biteology.”

Max’s Jekyll form is human (Max), but his Hyde form looks like his ghost (The Jagerman).

Stachie is soooo canon because Richie loves swimming but as a werecat Stacy refuses to get in the water and they feel like their romance is especially forbidden because of it. If Richie didn’t love the water so much, he’d wish he was a werecat too because he also wants to be a pretty little kitty meow meow

Ethan, Lex, and Hannah also went there obviously and Ethan was a ghost á la Jonny Spirit and Lex and Hannah are both spider people. You know tf why lol

Ruth is a lot like Frankie Stein in that she flirts with a lot of people but they Do. Not. Flirt. Back. Rather than solid stripes, her sweater looks more like lightning bolts and the mushroom design is a little creepier than just an Amanita.

A lot of the smoke club are also nighthawk harpies (because they like eating the weed) (including Deb) and so a lot of people assume Brenda is also in the smoke club. She isn’t. Monster high typical speciesism mixed with Hatchetfield High typical bullying regardless of social hierarchy.

The Woodwards are flytraps and that’s why Alice doesn’t smoke- plants don’t do that to other plants. This is often a point of contention between Deb and Alice even though they try to pretend it isn’t an issue

Steph’s secretly embarrassed about her decay so she always makes sure her wraps are FRESH, but the rest of her outfit is always her jagged hand-cut crop tops and ripped jeans. Her decay spread to her scalp and forehead and everyone knows better than to say something about the wraps on her forehead or how she always wears a beanie but Pete accidentally tells her he thinks it makes her look even cooler. Swooning ensues because nobody dares address her flaws, much less say she’s cooler for having them.

Steph secretly wishes Pete had a corporeal form because her love language is physical touch and she’s sad she’ll never be able to hold him. (Kind of like how Cleo is sad she’ll never get to look Deuce in the eyes).

Sophia/Spitfire as a background character fire elemental is a MUST.

The janitor is a crazy man who lives in the catacombs under the school and is possessed by what the student body can only assume is a goat demon and Peter Geist feels weirdly like he knows him.

Rosary as Claire Rosary as Claire Rosary as Claire-

Pete has also died recently as one of The Jagerman’s attacks when he was out of control, and he’s new to the school along with Grace. He’s stuck in this dorky outfit he wore so he wouldn’t get bullied and can never change clothes, but at least he’s impossible to punch unless if another spirit tried to attack him. As opposed to Grace in life, he was very interested in the supernatural (one of his special interests) so he knows quite a bit about monster types but is always hungry to learn more about the new world he found himself un-living in

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Have been thinking about that Jekyll and Hyde AU that I could possibly make into a real show because the original book is public domain.

My idea is that it would be an asylum/ boarding school/ orphanage for "monstrous children" like changeling children that parents abandon there to avoid a cuckoo bird invader situation, or kids that are just very troubled in a supernatural seeming way.

Other characters I would include are:

Dracula: Going idea is that he's a long time resident of the place (I need to call it something, but it has so many functions, I don't know what to go with.) who Hyde looks up to. But unlike Hyde who is just kind of a menace, Dracula is more of an active bully. He has a posse of other vampires - younger ones that treat him like a gang leader, but in a preppy way, do you know what I mean? The blood thing is treated like dietary thing that only comes up at meal times. Like in households where everyone is used to one kid having an allergy. Nobody mentions it, that's just what he's eating. There's gotta be some silly place they get it from, though. Some half wholesome, half dreary process that matches the vibe. There are nice vampires that aren't rude to Jekyll and his friends and like, try to include them in stuff. I can't have a situation like with Slitherin in Harry Potter where if you belong to one group you automatically act like a jerk for no reason, because I always hated that. But those ones will be background characters.

Victor Frankenstein: Jekyll's best friend. Fascinated by "icky" things like mushrooms and creepy crawlies and dead stuff and how they work. Equally terrified of them in person. Was already attending the boarding school before Jekyll arrived (Maybe I should call it "The [Name] Boarding School For Monstrous Children". Cause even the kids who are living there permanently still go to classes.) Was a star student, especially at math and biology. Made friend's with Jekyll on day one after finding out they had similar interests.

Abraham Van Helsing is a professor and so is Merlin.

Peter Pan and the Mad Hatter are also there, and they're also menaces, although not to the same degree Hyde is. They're friends with the mischievous ghost who haunts the school. They are the theater kids.

Jekyll and Hyde know about each other from the beginning. They're a naturally occurring DID system in this version (as in, there was no serum.) It's not completely realistic because this is a silly cartoon, but I do intend to portray them compassionately and not as a scary gimmick. At first they don't really like each other. Then I'm going to escalate it under the audience's noses until they both break down crying at some point about how the consequences of the other's actions are unfair. They get to the point that they hate one another.

There are two pivotal events that start to make Jekyll start to see Hyde in a different light. One is when the cool teacher, Professor Van Helsing, takes Hyde under his wing and finds chores and other productive activities that the violent alter actually really enjoys. Hey come and direct all your aggressive energy into this one productive task. And because I'm projecting, it works really well. He actually finds it really cathartic. If it's "Prep these items for me" Hyde will come back again in a comically short amount of time, stary-eyed and eager to make you come see his comically large pile of that item. If it's "Rake the leaves from this entire part of the grounds" he will go at it so hard. He will go at those leaves like he's waging war. It's adorable. And two. Dracula picks a fight with them while Jekyll (who would lose badly) is controlling their body. And Hyde immediately takes over and defends them. He kicks Dracula's ass, and the next time they're talking in the mirror, Jekyll hesitantly thanks him. He hadn't thought about how Hyde could protect him in situations like that. And when Hyde is like, "I did that cause I like fighting stuff," Jekyll kinda starts to consider, maybe it's not all bad that he likes violence. At least, not all the time.

(And another thing!)

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Hi! Doing a re-read of #RR for the nth time a question popped up in my head... how and when did AJ's parents die? I don't think it was ever mentioned. Ezira dwells a lot on his dad's death and in his mom's reaction. But other than getting rid of the whole estate when it happened, we don't know how AJ's parents passed (I sort of have the feeling they died together maybe). Was the fight with his dad after AJ DNF'ed the last time they talked? Do you have a hc about it? Been wondering for a while

Hellooooo! This is a great question with an unsatisfactory answer! I have never really determined how they died. I also have only a loose idea on how Ezira's dad passed (I don't think I've concretely mentioned it).

TW for abuse that is consistent with #RR. There are maybe some spoilers for future content I may or may not write that I have headcanoned for a long time below the cut.

The fight was one of the last few times they spoke. It was one of the last times Crowley Sr. ever tried to push AJ around, and he suffered dire consequences for it, financially and reputation-wise. The thing about parents who abuse their kids is, one day that kid grows up to be an adult, a beheamoth of an adult in this case, while the parent grows old and frail. AJ put fear in his father that day, and it ended their transactional relationship. His death and the estate he left behind was less so an inheritance and more of a fuck you, deal with this crap. And if it hadn't been illegal, AJ would have committed arson.

Of course, decades later, Crowley is still unpacking all of this shit, only realizing now that he went from one abusive relationship (his father) to another (Javier) without really acknowleging them for what they were until years later.

My not-so-little headcanon has always been that AJ has a difficult relationship with his surname. He doesn't really like being a Crowley, but that's his brand now (note that he has also never really liked his 'brand' either). So he lets slide Raph's jokes about him being "Mr. Phale" cos doesn't that sound nicer? The first time Raph ever called him that, something twigged in AJ's brain, and it wasn't, "I want to marry Ezira" necessarily, but "I don't have to be Crowley."

So he starts to use it a little here and there casually outside of official capacities, like ordering pizza or picking up the nibling from daycare. And they go to brunch meetups and book clubs with an ever-evolving group of people who don't always recognize them right away, and they introduce themselves as Anthony and Ezira Phale. And it's nice. Weird at first. But when Ezira doesn't really comment on it and signs them under reservations as a couple, AJ's shoulder relax.

But also, Ezira has helped him like the other half of himself, the Hyde to his Dr. Jekyll, so to speak. Because Anthony Fucking Crowley isn't a trainwreck anymore or a has-been. He's a mentor and an inspiration, a legend, and while that is discomfitting in its own way, it's better than the unrepetent, unloved, unforgivable AJ Crowley of old.

I've always liked this idea when I make up little stories about them in my head because it seems very in line with canon!Crowley who goes through several name changes, trying on different hats (aha!) until he finds one that fits best. I don't think he'll change his name ever in an official capacity, but he enjoys the person he gets to be behind the scene when he isn't front-facing.

So, he says, "Who cares about my parents? I don't," and that's why they rarely get mentioned.

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The Sandbox Scientists ch.4

I swear to GOD if I ever take that long to update again I'm dropping one of my classes. They're simply not as important as this. I hate school and classes so goddam much nothing would make it worth but I gotta do it and it sucks.

Honestly I think any job I do would be fine so long as I had time to write and draw stuff like this. I'm gonna try to make more time right now though+

So, something interesting is I'm learning coding right now so I may have a new way to structure notes soon...

Ive been going back and forth on how i want to put the notes and whether they should be interspersed or at the end I dont know, I hate to change it so much but I want to include the notes.

I think of it like a painting in a miseum vs a group discussion, I want to talk and hear other people.

Anyway, SUPER late but heres chapter 4!!

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Rachel watched as Lanyon fussed over Henry's outfit for the millionth time, the poor boy looking quite cross.

Henry had started the day practically unresponsive. She’d had to drag him to the kitchen for breakfast. Now though he looked a few prods away from smacking the doctor, his small face scrunched into an angry pout.

“Robert, I'm telling you it's fine. It doesn't have to fit perfectly.”

“And I'm telling you it does.” he sniffed, “You can't expect Jekyll to walk around with unfitted clothes, you know how important his reputation is.”

The tailor had worked fast, that or gotten lazy and grabbed whatever they had lying around. The two boys wore matching outfits resembling their everyday attire. A simple shirt and pants with matching vests, red and green of course.

However neither fit quite right, something Robert was quietly fuming about, the clean white shirts and black slacks hanging loose in some places.

While Lanyon had gone to fetch the boys’ clothes, Rachel did her damnedest to shove eggs down their throats.

She’d been hopeful the day before, when they devoured their snacks with a healthy appetite. Now though they just picked at their plates the way Dr. Jekyll did when she forced him to eat.

“Robert.” Rachel grit out patiently, “Jekyll's a child. He doesn't have a reputation.”

“Of course he does! In high society a child reflects onto the parent. In this case, Jekyll.” The man took his hands away long enough to nudge his own eggs and toast around uselessly, only to dart back as though letting someone walk in on Henry's slightly tilted cravat were the worst crime imaginable.

“I just can't let him be seen in such a state. Jekyll will be upset when he gets back.”

Rachel hesitated, elbow deep in soapy water. “Look Robert, the shirts fine. He'll grow into it.”

That seemed to be the wrong thing to say as Lanyon snapped around to look at her, mouth flapping. He crossed his arms, wrapping them around himself.

“Well-! Maybe I should have taken him in person! At least then you wouldn't have lost him.”

Rachel narrowed her eyes, “Well maybe they just didn't read my numbers right, because I managed to make perfectly fitting outfits.”

“Well maybe they couldn't read your scratchy handwriting!”

“Oh do you have a problem with my handwriting now?”

“Maybe I do!”

Henry quietly slipped away from the man while the two argued, climbing onto the other Henry's chair with him.

The thing Lanyon put around his neck was awful, it was hard, and itchy. He wanted to pull on it to loosen it but the man would probably just tighten it again.

It seemed weird that the adult would be so upset about his clothes when other Henry's were even looser. He didn't quite know what reputation meant but he knew his parents didn't like when he got his clothes dirty on outings. Maybe he didn't look nice? But if he didn't then other Henry didn't either and doctor Lanyon didn't even look at him.

The blond was messing with his own strip of fabric the way the man did Henry's, trying to make them match. Henry felt he could do a better job and pulled on one end, getting an “Urk!” sound from the boy. He pulled back and the two tried to figure the tie-bow-thing out, doing and undoing each other's work.

Rachel hissed out a sigh, gritting her teeth and unballing her hands.

“Look… I know you're scared, I’m scared too. But we’re not gonna get anywhere squabbling like this. We have to work together like mature adults.”

Rachel gently rested a hand on the man's shoulder. Someone who didn't know him might have said he was leaning into it. Or at least wasn’t leaning away.

“We're all on the same team here.”

Robert avoided the woman's eyes for a moment, then sighed too.

“I know, I know…it’s just, frustrating. Henry is probably the only person smart enough to fix this and he was the one dumb enough to get in this situation in the first place.” he pouted.

Rachel snickered, “Well you can give him an earful about it when we fix this. And we will fix this.”

Robert nodded.

Seeing this, the boys climbed out of their chair, shined shoes tapping softly on the tile.

Lanyon glanced over at the two approach- “Hyde's clothes don't even fit him!”

Rachel startled as though she were the one with a hand in the cookie dough.

“That- that's on purpose!”

“You purposefully gave the tailor the wrong numbers? What are we going to do about this? How are we supposed to undo the potion when we can’t even get two kids fitting clothes!?” he cried.

“Good lord it’s like I'm watching three children. I’ll just hem it Robert! It’s not the end of the world!” Rachel dragged her hands down her face.

Lanyon felt a tug on his sleeve. Looking down, he was surprised to see Edward looking back up at him.

“Can you help me tie my bow please?”

Try as they might, the boys had only managed to mess the cravat up worse.

For whatever reason they had tried to make a bow, but the material was a bit too stiff to knot properly; resulting in a lopsided tangle.

Lanyon blinked. “Er, well I…”

Fumbling for an answer he looked to Rachel. The girl shrugged, a wide smirk on her face, “Girls don’t wear cravats.”

Huffing, Lanyon begrudgingly knelt down to his level, the boy tilting his head up helpfully.

Flexing his fingers, he reached cautiously for the cloth, as though expecting the boy to start biting. When he doesn’t Lanyon starts untying it, frowning at the new creases in the fabric.

“Hmm, this will have to be ironed later but it’ll do for now.”

He refolded the cloth as best he could and started tying it around Edward’s neck.

“Aw, look at you two getting along.” Rachel cooed.

Ignoring her, Robert explains the process to the boy.

“See how one end is longer? Hold it like this, then hold the fabric against your collar, the ends are brought around the front, the two ends right over left to form a simple knot, the longer length on top is fanned out as much as possible and then tucked under the waistcoat, or inside the shirt. Here a broach can be pinned if the occasion calls for it.”

Rachel raised an eyebrow as the explanation went on, her face a silent grimace, “I’ll get you something easier to tie later.” she promised.

Rachel cooed at Edward while she pinned his clothes in place. He was wearing a big bow around his neck and looked like a kitten on christmas!

He seemed more receptive to praise than Hyde usually was, with blushing cheeks and a blessed lack of curse words, but he was still acting oddly quiet. Keeping his eyes down and shuffling his feet.

She sorted through all her boxes and drawers and thankfully managed to find a red that matched Henry’s vest. He seemed unhappy to be messed with again but Rachel didn’t fuss nearly as long as Lanyon did, tying the bow and backing off quickly.

Looking at the them it was true, Edward’s clothes didn’t fit him. But it was on purpose, thank you very much!

When making the notes for the clothes, Rachel had made sure to leave some wriggle room for Edward to grow in to. He was concerningly light whenever she lifted him. Almost malnourished…

She’d suspected for a while now that Edward was a gentleman, but some part of his orphan upbringing must have been true if this was what he had looked like as a child.

Oh, she could just cry at the thought of what his life must have been like before he met her! No matter. Rachel was here now and would make sure he got all the food he wanted! She’d make sure to swaddle him in the softest blankets and give him lots of hugs! He’d never have to go through life on the streets again!

When she finished folding his sleeve in place with more pins, he gently pulled his arm back and wrapped it around himself.

“...Miss Rachel?”

“Hm?” She looked at him. He shifted, not looking back.

“I don’t think I want my name to be Henry anymore.”

Rachel blinked, a heavy feeling settled in her chest. “Is this because of what Frankenstein said yesterday?”

He nodded.

She sighed, “Alright, if that's what it takes to get you to stop copying Henry I’ll take it; but mark my words that old bat is a loon who wouldn't know decency if it bit her. She’s not even a real doctor!”

She turned to glance at Henry, who was watching them silently. Neither of them seemed to take her word for it.

It made sense, Frankenstein was their hero, their inspiration, her opinion was everything to the two. Meanwhile Rachel was some girl they’d just met.

Hyde had trusted her. He joked about not needing anyone but he always took her advice when it mattered. The kind of closeness and trust that came from knowing someone for so long, only, this Hyde didn't remember any of that.

Well, that just meant she’d have to remind him! She wasn’t going to lose Hyde too, there had to be a solution to this! She just had to keep hope. Right?

If they couldn’t get their memories back they’d just make new ones! Even if she couldn't cheer them up right now, she knew someone who always could!

She clapped her hands, startling the two.

“Alright, no more moping about! I know what you need, we're gonna go meet someone!”

The two look up at her, eyes shy and frowns evident. Hm, they’d probably be wary of meeting anyone after Frankenstein… good thing there was no way this could possibly go wrong!

The woman- Rachel, confidently led them in random directions, peeking into random rooms and even closets. Henry stayed close to her, hiding in her skirt whenever they passed some of the lodgers. They were nice to him yesterday, but he didn’t feel much like talking right now.

Fortunately Rachel didn’t stop to chat much, only pausing to ask Miss Lavender if she’d seen whoever they were looking for.

Henry and 'Edward’ followed along quietly.

He didn't blame him for not wanting to be Henry anymore. He didn't want to be Henry anymore either. He wished they never came here and met Miss Frankenstein.

Was he really so bad as an adult? Such a bad scientist that THE Frankenstein was so mad at him? He didn’t want her to be mad at him! He wanted to be friends!

It wasn’t fair. He quietly rubbed his sleeve against his eyes.

The room they were in now seemed like a large library. It was pretty, tall shelves, taller than him or Rachel, with big windows, the books had leather covers and shiny titles. Though many seemed to be out of place or upside down. A few even had burn marks on them! Almost all of them had several bookmarks or different sized pages added in.

He ran a hand over the covers he could reach, He wondered if the librarians were mad about it.

They got to a small clearing with less shelves and a few tables, and an exit past them. Rachel headed towards it to keep on the trek when something entered.

“IS THAT A DOG???” Edwards squealed, making Henry jump.

Padding through the doorway on a walk of his own, was a small Scottish Terrier.

The woman perked up, “Ah, there you are! Here Zozi! Here boy!”

The pup raised its ears at hearing his name, and happily trotted towards them. It's insides were showing and some of its legs were all bones!

The boys instantly lost their frowns and got sparkles in their eyes to rival jewels.

They gasped, “Is- is that a church grim?!”

“Yup! Zozimos here is Dr. Jay's dog. And he's the goodest boy in the whole wide world!” Rachel grinned, mentally patting herself on the back.

Henry held his hand out like he did with stray cats he found, not daring to get closer and startle the dog. Edward doing the same.

Zozi trotted right up to the boys and sniffed their hands. Suddenly he perked and jumped around, bones clacking on tile. “ Arf! ”

The dog rubbed against their legs and wagged his tail excitedly as they began to pet him. Butting his head into their palms. They knelt down to pet the puppy, careful to avoid the holes. Both boys giggled as the dog slobbered on their faces, Zozi looking back and forth between the two, his tail wagging more every time.

“Awww wee dug!”

Rachel sighed in relief.

Everyone knew how much Jekyll loved his dog. He’d even mentioned to her once how the pup had helped him through a hard time in his life, if anyone could help him now it was Zozi.

And Zozimous loved him just as much, cuddling up to Jekyll and occasionally leaving him dead “gifts” the man had to dispose of but always seemed happy about.

What not many people knew is that he was rather fond of Hyde too.

On the nights it stormed too hard Rachel would refuse to let Hyde out of the building. Especially after the incident with Luckett on the society rooftop.

On those nights he spent his time pestering the lodgers and playing with Zozi. Chasing him, fetch, even helping him dig holes in Archer and Birds root vegetable beds.

She was almost surprised at how easily the church grim could pull out his more sensitive side. Openly cooing and cuddling with the small terrier on her kitchen counter.

“Of course! A fearsome hound of hell is the perfect companion to a madman like myself!” he cackled.

Said ‘fearsome hound’ yawned wide and buried his head back in the man's lap, who cooed again and went back to petting him.

“Yup, you're quite the pair.” she giggled.

Hyde nodded smugly, “I’m glad you’re seeing reason.”

“Do I really have a church grim as a dog when I'm grown up?” Henry asked, eyes glittering. His frown was long gone, replaced by a wide grin.

“Yup!” she grinned back, “If you want, I could tell you all about what you're like as an adult. You do lots of cool stuff, and you're a great doctor who helps people!”

“What about me? Do I do that too?” Edward asked, scratching behind Zozi’s ears.

“Er…” Well, it probably wouldn't be great to know he was a brawling alcoholic who no one had ever actually seen do his job.

“You're very… passionate, and fun! You go to parties all the time!”

He looked up at her, wide eyed and jaw dropped.

“Do… I have friends?”

Henry looked up at her too, eager for an answer.

Her heart melted. “Of course, you both have lots of friends. In fact, you’ve already met some of them! Remember the lodgers? I’m sure they have tons of stories to tell you.”

She paused, “If you're up to it we can go ask them now.”

The boys looked at each other, still ruffling Zozi’s fur. Slowly they turned back to Rachel and nodded.

Oh how I love my beloved Zozi!!! I have drafts for like three different fics with Zozi in them but I've only gotten this one finished just now ToT

The video I used for the cravat explanation is How To Tie and Make a Regency Cravat; 5 Different Knots by Pinsent Tailoring!

[shared-body-tennis-ball]

“…”

"Faust, come look at this."

{What?}

"It's a collection of songs. I think it's supposed to relate to us, judging by the name and the fact that it's on here."

{Didn’t the other two do this?}

"Did they? Did they tell you that?"

{I remember something about music. Was trying to sleep.}

{How does this thing work?}

"It's just a music collection. You click one and it plays the song attached to it for you."

"Do you think we should ask them about it?"

{They probably know already.}

"No, not that, I just mean- if they've already looked at it, then we should probably ask them what the deal with it is."

{You said it’s just music, right?}

"Yeah."

{How complicated could it be? You said you just had to click one.}

"We aren't sure where it came from. We can mess with it if you want, but we should probably ask the others about it. If not now, then after you're done looking at it."

{We should tell them after, then.}

"Okay. You can tell me what you want to do with it and I'll handle it for you."

{Regular People? Who names their song Regular People?}

"It probably makes sense in the context of the song. Do you want to listen to it?"

{Sure. Seems like a real barrel of creativity.}

{…}

"...These are intended to be about us."

"Do you have anything to say about it?"

{…I did the right thing. It was for the best.}

"...What?"

{I was…}

{It was for the best.}

{…I know it was.}

"Are you okay?"

{…I’m fine.}

{Let’s just move on.}

{Please.}

"Okay. Do you want to pick another one?"

{You should choose.}

"I'll just pick something random."

"...Roadkill. Sure."

{…Womp womp?}

"I'm not sure what that means either."

"Oh."

"That sounded really violent. I wasn't expecting something like that to be on here."

{Really?}

{…Right. Things must’ve changed since my death.}

"What do you mean by that?"

{Most people were dead by thirty, when I was alive.}

{You’d be considered lucky. Or rich.}

{Maybe both.}

{Even then, it can’t be THAT surprising.}

"It doesn't seem like it fits you, does it?"

{…Not well enough, no.}

{Might be for Jekyll.}

"It's too violent for either of the other two. Something like this wouldn't fit them."

{Jekyll’s missing an eye.}

"That's not an indicator of anything. She mentioned she did lumberjack competitions, it's more likely to have something to do with that."

"She's also only 19."

{I knew people dead before half her age.}

"The lifespan is different now. The culture is different."

"She was probably still living with her parents when she died. It'd be ridiculous to assume she's a violent person."

{Like it would you?}

"…I’m an adult. That’s different."

{…Nevermind. Let’s just listen to another.}

"Okay. Do you want to pick?"

"I think I see some kind of random selection feature on here, if you want to try that instead."

{Let’s just use that.}

"Okay."

"...The Body Terror Song. Do you want to listen to that?"

{…Sure.}

{…I don’t like this one.}

"That was uncomfortable. I don't want to think about which of us that's meant to be."

{It made me feel sick again.}

{Let’s… choose another random one.}

"Okay. That's fine."

"This one's The Ballad of Jane Doe. That's probably fine, ballads are nice."

{…Ballads are nice.}

"..."

{Is every song on this list fucking miserable?}

"...I- um, we're... probably just unlucky, I think. That can't be what most of them are like."

{…Whoever sent us this clearly just wants us to suffer. They probably don’t mean anything.}

{Right?}

"Right. You're right. It's just... it's just songs anyways, and if it is from an outside source, they have no real way of knowing us enough to choose accurately."

{…Yeah. They can’t know who we are, all we’ve done.}

{There’s no way they know about… all that.}

"We should..."

"...do you want to listen to anything else on here?"

{…No. There’s… nothing worth listening to, here.}

"Do you want to ask the others about it?"

{…No.}

"...No?"

{There’s nothing worth sharing.}

{It’s… just music, isn’t it?}

"We should still ask where it came from."

"Maybe if they... had the same experience as us."

{…You can ask them.}

"Okay. I will, in a bit."

{…Okay.}

[imekitty]

Jekyll & Phantom!!! (& also Phantomlust)

Oh--oh, someone actually sent an ask, I really didn't think anyone would lol. What were the rules again...

A snippet or something about it, all right!

Jekyll & Phantom

Basically Danny in his senior year is forced to play the lead role in the Casper High production of Jekyll & Hyde because he is failing English and Lancer agrees to give him extra credit to play the part so he can graduate on time. It's set after Phantom Planet so the catch is that he plays Jekyll in his human form and must transform into Phantom for Hyde. The news spreads through Amity Park and the school board is extremely excited about the money they are going to make off the ticket sales for this show. Danny is very opposed to the idea because he does not like the implication that Phantom is his evil half, but he feels cornered because he does not want the whole town to think Danny Phantom is a loser that can't even get a high school diploma.

Phantomlust

This title is a little bit of a joke, I actually don't really know what to call this fic yet lol. I originally called it Art of Seduction after the book I was referencing for it.

Basically, Maddie hires Valerie to seduce Danny Phantom so he'll be easier to take down and capture. But Valerie sucks at seduction and flirting so Maddie, an expert seductress herself, tutors her in the art of seduction. And she expressly directs Valerie to practice on her own son because Maddie is the absolute worst parent ever in all of my fics.

Here's a snippet:

“I’ll see you Wednesday, then,” said Maddie as she started leading the way out of the observatory. She stopped right at the door and turned around. “You know, if Danny’s out in the living room, you could go ahead and try being a coquette with him.”

“Wha—” Valerie balked. “What do you mean? Like try a seduction technique on your son? Here in your own house?”

“Well, why not? You’re going to need to practice.”

Valerie opened her mouth, closed it, then opened it again. “You don’t think that’d be weird?”

“Not at all,” said Maddie. “Plus it’ll allow me to gauge how well you’re absorbing the lessons. Much more convenient for me than if you practiced on some boy I don’t know.”

Valerie looked down at her shoes and rubbed her fingertips. “Well, what… What do I do exactly?”

“Just keep it simple since you’re just starting out,” said Maddie. “You were warm and inviting when you first showed up at the door and he greeted you, right?”

“Yes, of course. He’s my friend.”

“So now when you leave, act cold. When he says bye, give him just a nod or maybe don’t even respond at all, just walk by.”

Valerie felt frozen in place. “But… But I don’t want to do that to Danny! What if I hurt his feelings?”

“That’s the hot-and-cold coquette’s angle,” said Maddie. “You’re going to have to put your conscience aside for this plan to work, you know. You must always think of the ones you’re seducing as victims to be manipulated to your advantage.”

“Okay, I can do that with Phantom, but I don’t want to manipulate Danny,” said Valerie. “I like Danny.”

“Well, I like Danny too, of course. I wouldn’t let you try anything on him that I thought would actually really hurt him.”

Valerie blinked a couple times, too perplexed to speak. She knew Danny’s mother was a bit eccentric but she would’ve never guessed she’d be anything like this.

[thedarkone121]

Thinking about doing a fanfic regarding Anne-Marie

Yes, I am back with my usual screaming about Anne-Marie out into the void. This time, I come baring fanfiction. Well, fanfic ideas. Probably will work on them during the summer since I can’t decide which one I want to work on (there’s also me graduating but that’s a can of worms for another time) so I’m here to just splat out the ideas into the void. Who knows, maybe the void will scream back.

Fanfic Idea 1 | The Origin Story: Basically, this is the origin story of how Henry adopted Anne-Marie. Figured it would give some newcomers context on how Henry has a daughter now. You get to see this tiny little ferocious orphan girl and a man who tries to be a proper gentleman talk about Scottish songs and bond over it.

Fanfic Idea 2 | The Babadook One: Yes, it’s inspired by the 2014 movie. Some creative liberties can be taken cause the relationship between Jekyll and Anne-Marie is very different than the mother and son of the movie. Probably have it be like a curse or something. I don’t know, I called it the Babadook One cause the premise of a parent being possessed by an entity to hurt their child is used and I wanted to see some more Possessed Jekyll after reading @quilna‘s fic How To Be a Proper Gentleman and got a little inspired. Expect to see some Papa Wolf Jekyll & Hyde as well as Anne-Marie being a little crafty troll as well.

(Also, hi, Quilna, please don’t mind me. I love your fanfics!)

Fanfic Idea 3 | The Accident: Another technical origin story as well. Only this time, it deals with the accident that caused Anne-Marie to lose her eyesight. Expect a lot of angst and Jekyll/Hyde blaming himself for it, as well as Anne-Marie trying to put on a brave face despite it all.

[naivesilver]

I love your eah ouat crossover idea, do you have any more headcanons for this idea? I would love to see how rose is in this (if you going to keep her black, maybe the adopted child of belle and gold, gold do have an act for wanting people first born) you can also introduce kids thought the wish realm too, graham is likely not dead in the wish realm so hunter could exist, and there likely other prince chamming in other realms that not david too

WAIT I'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT ROSABELLA BEAUTY!!!!!!!! Fuck you're right I really need to incorporate her into the lore - could be the result of a deal gone south, or an actual adoption, or......much to think about, yeah. Especially since I really don't want to tamper with her ethnicity, so I'll find some universe jumping fuckery if I must. Also FAYBELLE - I don't know when Maleficent got the time to have a second daughter, but we need Faybelle around for the vibes.

I don't know about Graham, because his situation was very complicated, but you're spot on with the Charming thing. David even had a twin brother that was an asshole - wouldn't be a surprise if he'd had some (illegitimate?) children that can add some spice to the story. Also since OUAT picked tales left and right I'm STILL looking for a way to let Frankie (Whale, at this point) join the group!!!!! Either our Doctor friend had a one night stand too many or he sewed himself a daughter in his secret lab idk. I'd hate for her to be the only MH character I let in but a lot of monster parents aren't around (except Jekyll and Hyde, and some mermaids if we want to fuck around with Lagoona's parentage lmao) so we'll see what happens.

Finally this hasn't got anything to do with any smart idea but- what would the equivalent of following their destiny be in this universe? Kids who want to go back to fairy tale land and do stuff they think will make them "worthy" (eg. Apple, Daring etc) vs kids who want to distance themselves from that past as much as they can (eg. Cedar, Raven....)? We don't really NEED to find a substitute for that dilemma, but it would still be intriguing to explore.

(Thank you for the lovely message btw 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I love talking AUs with people, and I'm glad you felt invested by this one)

[adhd-fandom-and-gay]

Venting a lil bit. Sorry for the sudden doom and gloom yall <3 not many spoilers save for just general dissociation, mental problems, attachment issues, touch aversion, trauma association but still stay safe and only consume content you think is okay for you to consume!! I value your safety and wellbeing okidoki? :3

Im going through some weird part of my life where my trauma is kinda making me become stupidly clingy again but partially avoid people who were involved in like my old bad experiences because it makes me dwell too much, so my Discord notifications are taunting me lmao,,, I deign to reply. I dont know why but my heart sinks in my chest at the thought :/

So yeah Discord is out of the question for me to use for the next few hours which is godawfully unfortunate because majority of my friends are on there. shame how all of the people im most attached to are usually like deep involved in my lore! Causes a lot of. Hngh. Weird mental aversion to and normal but overly enhanced clinginess to them. Sniffles. I wanna tell em im more willing to talk on Tumblr bc i miss them so so badly but like i dunno if itll bother them :/ theyre usuallt super sweet about accommodating me when i ask for it so i dunno why im anxious. Maybe just nerves getting to me again. :<

I miss themmmm. Hhh. Its hard cuz the app itself makes me all tense and paranoid just thinking on it too much even though its where most of my best friends and parental figures are and thus like the majority of my social life. Its actually part of the reason im doing that Jekyll and Hyde thing where im replacing the names and icons with J&H stuff. Im hoping that maybe uhm itll like...fix my fear of Discord kinda? Like if i replace Discord with a new icon and a new title for something better I'll just be able to click on it without immediately associating it with trauma and i wont have to choose between regulsr contact with the people i love the most or not triggering my own flashbacks and keeping my well being in check while I can. It sucks so bad i feel like im being picky, naggy, bossy, selfish, self-absorbed, bothersome, annoying...all of the above and worse. I just. I dunno. Ughhh. I hate it so much. If this doesnt work i might cave in and try to suggest maybe asking for my discord oomfs to try and talk on Tumblr if they can. I know one of them (one who im admittedly especially clingy towards,,, they got me out of one of the trauma-related super stupid super duper bad situations I got my dumbass self into again and they were so patient and caring and lenient with me and i genuinely appreciate them more than words can say. more than i know how to say. im not used to people helping me out of tough times and sticking with me through them so ill admit that i get teary eyed thinking about em. Not romantically just bestest friend and person in the whole wide world way even if im not good at showing it.) has a tumblr but i havent interacted with it before out of anxiety,,, and i dunno if the rest have Tumblr or are willing to get an account just to talk to me all the time. Im WAY more active on here than on Discord because nothign fucked up has happened to me through tumblr yet and it better stay that way <3 i love you my little hellsite and i love you all my mooties and oomfs that i get to rant to and i adore everything about this in general. (#general mentioned??? /j)

Anyway i guess thats it. Uhm. That was ceryainly a Talk but oh well! Love you guys so so so much, im here for you all <=)

[starrz-n-waffl3-fries]

BRINGING SLITHERS BACK

he’s still Ian’s cousin, and I have two ways of doing this, SO, I am coming to you for help :3

1️⃣- Nehebkau’s side of the family

First off, yes, I know- this universe has enough gods and goddesses from Egyptian mythology- I’m aware that going this route will not help the fact that I am extremely hyper fixated on Egyptian mythology😭✨

BUT, let’s pretend that this option isn’t horrible for a second, and think about how that would work- including the pros and cons!!! :3

How tf would that work?

• we set Geb(the father of all snakes) as Kau’s father, given the fact that he is the primordial protector(debatable in this universe, but shh) snake God

• we build off the snake theme and give Geb a daughter, Ernūtet(a goddess that was tied to nourishment, harvest, and protection. Also functioned as a nurse for pharaohs!!), as she is typically depicted with a cobra head.

• make slithers her son, and never elaborate on his father, or make Ernūtet a lesbian, because I want to write more women characters lol

Pros??

We get more background on Kau’s family past just him

Ian would be the first character to canonically have a grandfather!

Maybe we could play with the idea of Slithers liking his godhood better than Ian and add lore behind their dynamic because of that!

Egyptian goddess. Not God. Woman. Female. Girl. She. The her. Feminism.(/silly)

KAU 100% HAS DADDY ISSUES AND IT WOULD BE SO FUN TO WRITE THAT BECAUSE THAT MEANS IT IT’S GENERATIONAL TRAUMA THAT IAN IS GOING THROUGH AND NOT JUST A “kau an asshole man wtf” BECAUSE HE’S BEEN IN IAN’S SHOES(even though he doesn’t wear shoes???) AND YEA

Cons???

Maxfield stops putting Egyptian gods in his OC lore challenge, level: impossible

STOP PUTTING THE SPOTLIGHT ON KAUUUUU

Ian has a mother that wasn’t always a God. Does Slithers need to be a god??

Slithers was made by Joey. Joey was an abuser. Joey is no God and he is a coward. Ian would kill him and laugh as he struggles. Therefore, his character doesn’t deserve to be put on a pedestal like that because HE doesn’t deserve that pedestal. (HOWEVER, Jekyll and Benny and Dox and Sticker and Dennnis and Shaun and Miro exist, and deserve the whole world. And IM his dad now- SOOO, this logic can be counter argued :3)

We don’t need to make Ian’s family tree long and confusing like Hiro’s >:(

2️⃣- Nefshara’s side of the family

Now think about this, now that you’ve read Nehebkau’s route possibility :0

I think this would also be a really cool alternative, but I also think it would have its cons as well!!! :33

How tf would that work?

• write parents for Shara

• siblings??? OwO

• result 7w7! Simple XP

Pros??

MORE SHARA LOREEEEE and maybe add more reasons to why she’s a tragic mother character!! >:33

Finally not giving her husband the fuckin Spotlight and focusing on her and the shit that she brings to the table!!

How would Shara’s parents react to her new god status and stuff? Slithers being mortal would bring so much FUN DISCUSSION about how mortality x immortality mix together in a family setting!!!!

We know virtually nothing about Ian’s mothers side of the family, we don’t know anything about KAU’S either, but he really doesn’t need one given the fact that he is a God and already has like several God friends that we can work off of for like a found family alternative instead of an actual family, SHARA DOESN’T HAVE THAT because she used to be mortal- SO WE HAVE MORE ROOM TO MAKE IANS FAMILY TREE LOOK NORMAL

Slithers would not have arms- …. Seth also doesn’t have arms. ……… Yaoi. Snake boyfriends. THINK ABOUT IT!!!

Cons???

…. Kau is 4,988 years old. FOUR THOUSAND and nINE HUNDRED eIGHTY-EIGHT. YEARS OLDDD-😦 and Nefshara met him when he was like- 24- and she was 23- SHARA IS 4,987 DUDE. HER PARENTS PROBABLY ARE NOT ALIVE??? Let alone her fuckin SIBLINGS????? Slithers is NOT alive anymore actually😭😭

Building off of that though, IAN COULD HAVE MET HIM IN THE RIVER???? THAT WOULD GO HARD??????????? WHAT

My bby boy :( what if I want to spoil him a little? :33c if he wants to be he can absolutely be a god<3

Shara has a really estranged relationship with her family members, how would Ian be introduced to him logic wise??

Pirates are rebellious assholes. An ancient Egypt was BEYOND humbling for rebellious assholes. He would be deader than dead and his mummy would not have been found :3333c

…. Now-😭✨

3️⃣- surprise crack alternative lmao

Building off the fact that pirates are NOTTTT remotely from Egypt OR Middle Eastern all??? What if he was just some fuckin European kid who was shoe-horned into the family 😭✨

How tf would that work?

• Shara leaves Ian and Lemon, right? Well she betters herself or smthn

• realizes “aw man maybe I do want kids though :(“

• let me adopt this random Swedish(yes I know that most pirates were British, but there were Swedish pirates!!!) kid that doesn’t know how to speak English and kind of looks like me a little!! I can teach him all I know and he can be like the son that I ✨do not have anymore✨ because I ✨left✨” and now he’s not a cousin but rather an adoptive brother of Ian’s

Pros??

I’ve always bounced around the idea of giving Ian a brother :DD

Joey ruined Pirates for me and this could be a beautiful way to reclaim that back :3

FOXY THE PIRATE FUCKING FOX VOICE CLAIM. TELL ME YOU SEE THE FUCKING VISION PLEASEEEEE I’M SOBBING‼️💥

Could you imagine a pirate being raised by a fucking Egyptian god? What a fucking duo- … THINK ABOUT ALL THAT GOLD HE NOW HAS ACCESS TO ACTUALLY. OH MY GOD-

“why the fuck do you have a white brother I thought you were like extremely Middle Eastern Ian???” “Idk my mom kind of picked him up from a garbage can and dusted him off and said ‘you live with me now :)’ and we’ve been kind of rolling with it since, so… uhm.” Could be a canon fucking interaction and I think that would be really fucking funny😭✨

Cons???

Don’t study Pirates for this fucking snake… you’re gonna get hyper fixated on it… stop it… stop humoring your autism….😭

???? wtf actually- stop-

Pirates=joey, joey=ptsd and bad :(, ptsd and bad :(=crie. No crie >:(

You are coming up with us at 12 in the goddamn morning please go to sleep ohmyrowedder-

He could steal from Ian >:( theivery bad!!!! >:( (is also the theiverys and stuffs :3)

So yeah, kind of just tell me what would be the best course of action, I don’t really wanna take a poll because those are anonymous and I really want to hear actual responses and reasons behind decisions rather than “yh I’m gonna not tell you my name, but I really like this idea, but I’m not gonna tell you why, explodes you :33” becauses is the sads and stuffs :(

But yaaa :33 reblog and stuff and tell me your thoughts!!! >:33

[wellhellothereem]

wanted to do this so let's go! (with illustrations ;])

1: Rabbit hole

2: They are scrumscious I like their designs! I think they are cool !!

3: Uhhhhh less than a month? Don't trust my memory I have a very bad memory,,,

4: I've watched people play it but I am too poor to afford it---

5: MMMMM the ones I posted my favourite must be.... none! I feel like I can do better everytime I make one and that's why I draw non-stop !! rip wrist

6: I LOVE fics with the slow burn tag just because it makes my heart slowly pull apart from my body but then at the end it attaches back to me (ah yes what a great..metaphor???)

7: As of now my favourite is Celestial sundown!!!! (just because I like fantasy shit hehehehehehehe)

8: I have MANY oc's whos stories I stop halfway through because my fixation stops but..... I have made a few other ones that have to do with DCA,,, which I might start using,,, but don't quote me on that-

9: Scrumscious. Next question.

10: EEEEEEEEEEE THE COOL DESIGNS EVERYONE MAKES AND STORIES IT"sS so COOL? (basically the sansification of the fnaf fandom if you know what I mean you know)

11: This is like asking me if I want a parental figure or a menace oOF COURSE I'LL PICK THE MENACE HE JUST LIEK ME FRRFRRFR-

12: Scrumscious

13: Scrumscious

14: Scrumscious

next question please

15: Like a Jekyll and Hyde situation kinda. But it does not matter to me a lot.

16: MORE Y/N DESIGNS CMON GUYS DO SOME CRAZY SHIT WITH THEIR OUTFIT I LOVE SEEING YOUR IDEAS AAA!!!

17:

18: New chapters to the fics I am reading <3

19: uhhhh Well I will FOR SURE not have a problem with Moon because of my sleep schedule because I actually have a good sleeping schedule I follow but ig they will worry about me when I suddenly dissociate? Also idk if they'll like my funky music ehehe- Also 100% will show funny pics:

20: Maybe I'll do more art of the dca !!! I really wanna draw them more but I am still figuring out how. anyways have a lovely day and thank you for coming to my ted talk!!! mwuahmuwah/p

(thank you for this op<3)

alright dca fandom, here's some questions bc i'm curious. the funky jesters make our brains go brr, but why? treat it as an ask game or answer in the tags if you feel like it! :)

how did you get here?

why these characters in particular? what was the hook for you?

how long have you been here?

have you actually played fnaf sb?

if you make content, what's your favorite piece you've contributed?

what's your favorite sort of art or fic? what genre/flavor/style?

what's your favorite au?

do you have any ocs, or have any ocs you're fond of?

what do you think of the dca's canon appearance? Scary? Cute? Something else?

what keeps you in this fandom despite the very small amount of canon content the dca had?

be honest: if you had to pick only one, sun or moon?

thoughts on eclipse?

thoughts on pre-glitch sun?

thoughts on pre-glitch moon?

do you interpret sun and moon as two sides of the same person, or truly two separate beings in one body? does it matter?

what's something in the fandom you'd like to see more of?

what's something in the fandom you'd like to see less of?

anything you're looking forward to?

do you think you'd actually get along with the dca if you met them irl?

free space! talk about whatever's on your mind!

[percontaion-points]

TBWSIMBW chapter 14

Today's review might be difficult for some; reader discretion is advised

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Chapter 14

 I got dressed and looked myself over in the mirror, the skirt was short but not too short that I looked like one of the skanks, and the top was fitted but not too much, just enough to hint at what was underneath.

I’M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS!!!111ELEVEN!!!!

I grabbed the little bag that I got from the family planning clinic and pulled out my box of pills. Scanning the packet, I found the first one and swallowed it quickly, smiling to myself.

The first pill is always in the upper left corner. Even if you haven’t taken BC before, it’s fairly self-explanatory. 

I hate how the narration makes it seem like it was somehow difficult to find. Either that, or Amber is 99 cents short of a dollar. 

“Oh yeah it’ll work. All the guys in school have been talking about your killer legs today. I must say that even I, who am totally in love with my girlfriend, have checked you out,” he admitted, shrugging.

 I slapped him on the shoulder playfully. “Ew! That’s gross, Sean. You’re one of my best friends! Best friends don’t perv on each other!” I stated, faking a shudder.

 “Actually, I’ve been checking you out too,” Kate joked. 

You know what would make this story better? If Amber was some sort of succubus, who made every single person crazy with lust. That would sure explain why every single person is so freaking crazy about sex throughout this entire book. Maybe it has an effect on EVERYBODY around her, which confuses even the straightest of girls, who turn and hit on Jake and Liam in their confusion. 

/somehow would prefer this to the bizarre, non-supernatural story we’ve been given

“Seriously, Rebecca, if you touch me one more time I’m going to go speak to someone about it. This is bordering on sexual harassment,” Liam growled, glaring at her and knocking her hand off of his thigh.

Uh… Why has he not been saying this the entire time?

I just hoped Jessica actually paid up once she realised I was his girlfriend all along. 

Don’t hold your breath, babe. She’ll probably go down swinging, and refuse to give up on Liam. 

“Jake’s going to get a lift to work. So, as long as I get you home by nine, he won’t even know we skipped,” he said happily.

Except for, you know. The school calling to complain. 

Oh, who am I kidding. The author probably doesn’t even know that schools will call the parent if a student misses class without an excuse. 

“I love you more, Angel.” I sighed and closed my eyes, drifting off to sleep, safe and warm, wrapped in his embrace.

Chapter 14 summary: This chapter starts off pretty much the same as the previous one had. Wake up, make out, get dressed. Amber intentionally wears a more revealing-than-usual outfit, which gets Liam all horny when he sees it. They discuss their “battle plan” for convincing the school that Liam slept with Amber later on. 

Again, Amber turns on the charm at lunch. After, as she’s walking away, Liam grabs her and tells her that it was kind of a lot. They start making out, and then he suggests that they should ditch the rest of the day. Amber agrees, and they make plans to go to the skate rink again. 

They skate, and then go to dinner. Over their food, Liam confesses the reason why he was such an ass to her all the time was because Jake didn’t want Liam around his sister. Hence the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde act. Amber is angry that her brother would have done that, but laughs over the thought of Liam being beaten up by Jake. 

Back at her house, Amber confesses her love to Liam. They then start to make out, and Amber takes her shirt off, but not her bra. 

When Jake comes home, he asks how her relationship with Liam is going. He also warns her not to get too hurt, because Liam is a known-player. 

Jake then starts to talk about their father. Amber is a little upset at the thought of seeing him again, but Jake tells her she doesn’t have to see their dad. However, Jake says he has something to tell his father, but it’s not like he wants to see him, either. 

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starting to feel kind of like shit but not overwhelmingly so. been off t for a month almost now and tbh I DO normally feel this blah and lazy especially after my long shift. so maybe I feel the same. I don't want to make myself feel worse anticipating that I'll feel bad like a lot of folks report. I've just been thinking so many dork cliche shit like "take it day by day" which pisses me off but it does help lol

lots of family stuff going on and the chaos is stimulating so its hard to completely chill or rather have no energy.

my cousin thinks my mom is dying but I've just heard of her and her siblings dying before and then living so its just kind of hard to react to at this point. we're "estranged" since I was 24 and I don't know if I'll feel guilty when she does die. I know people will be mad at me because they're watching the misery shes in. I only know its there and believe people. I've considered reaching out but I don't even know what I'd say. "Fuck you for being a bad parent when I was a kid and a shit person as I've been an adult" ? like what's the point.

im just not sure if I love her. like I think part of me does because shes a person and I believe everyone deserves basic humanity. And I know her behavior stems from her own abuse so my heart does hurt for her somewhere. sometimes I have access to that feeling and sometimes I don't.

i also know if I did contact her, her anger would come out and thus mine would. I try to be a self reflective and self aware person but no one makes me react like she does and I have no way of knowing how I'll feel because I haven't talked to her in 6 or 7 years. I used to scream and smash shit and cut myself living under her roof but I also had no other way of getting the lead out because I had no way to live on my own until I did. and when I did I changed a lot. I just don't want to revert back to being a teenager.

Anyway, I just don't know if I have anything to give her or tell her. I don't wish her well I just don't wish for her pain (all the time). it feels like jekyll and Hyde. one of me wants to punch her in the fucking face and tell her rot quicker and just fucking die already and one of me wants to tell her I'm sorry for all the pain shes endured and that its okay.

being a Libra is so hard...jkjkjk...